Because I Am Tofu Ninja – Unisex Classic Crew T-Shirt | Stealthy Kawaii Warrior

⚠️ Read in your best Batman voice:

“If you’re not reading this in a deep, gravelly whisper… you’re doing it wrong.”

This tee is your declaration of snack-powered stealth. Featuring a tofu ninja in a classic manga showdown, this unisex crew t-shirt blends kawaii chaos with silent strength. Perfect for introverts, vigilantes, or anyone who’s ever fought crime before breakfast (or just really loves tofu).

With a bold front design and warning label that doubles as a conversation starter, this piece is equal parts adorable and unhinged. Justice has never looked this cute… or this deadly.

Wear it to confuse enemies, charm strangers, and let the world know: you’re the tofu they were warned about.

Fabric: 100% cotton with 180 GSM for lightweight comfort.

Fit: Perfect unisex regular fit – your go-to everyday tee.

Care: Wash inside-out in cold water, dry on low heat. Flip it inside out before ironing.